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Gameweek 30

BFFA Premier League
We have Kompany -v- Boss (GW 3: 54 – 35; GW12: 51 – 23; GW21: 51 – 49)
Barons -v- Route 57 FC (GW 3: 51 – 46; GW12: 31 – 29; GW21: 47 – 41)
TMT -v- Smash & Grab (GW 3: 26 – 55; GW12: 39 – 58; GW21: 35 – 36)
Mighty Fine Feeling -v- Sporting Wicker Park (GW 3: 54 – 23; GW12: 53 – 38; GW21: 54 – 36)
Wijnaldum Leviosa -v- Vanishing Spray (GW 3: 55 – 51; GW12: 37 – 33; GW21: 45 – 45)

BFFA Championship
StillluvQPR -v- Chicken and Bane San (GW 3: 42 – 51; GW12: 35 – 27; GW21: 42 – 33)
Hung Like a Bony -v- FC Santa Barbara (GW 3: 65 – 49; GW12: 38 – 37; GW21: 38 – 34)
All Star Gunners -v- Housewives Favourite (GW 3: 42 – 45; GW12: 39 – 64; GW21: 47 – 49)
GoFysFC -v- The El Dude Bros (GW 3: 28 – 53; GW12: 46 – 41; GW21: 37 – 66)
Gloopy Yarbles -v- Webuiltthis City (GW 3: 37 – 41; GW12: 40 – 17; GW21: 62 – 28)

BFFA League One
Atletico Topo Chico -v- East Loop United (GW 3: 36 – 39; GW12: 49 – 26; GW21: 47 – 39)
AFC Chester -v- Fergi Time (GW 3: 29 – 45; GW12: 46 – 46; GW21: 44 – 42)
Sugar Daddies -v- Jaysokker (GW 3: 43 – 35; GW12: 31 – 34; GW21: 42 – 27)
Klopps and Robbers -v- Ole’s at the wheel (GW 3: 50 – 47; GW12: 42 – 49; GW21: 58 – 34)
BattleVAR Galatico -v- Peltier (GW 3: 46 – 52; GW12: 13 – 30; GW21: 51 – 39)

BFFA League Two
De Bruyne Trousers -v- Cedar Creek FC (GW 3: 41 – 23; GW12: 35 – 28; GW21: 47 – 28)
Whiskey De Bruyne -v- CG XI (GW 3: 36 – 42; GW12: 29 – 35; GW21: 45 – 37)
ROK F.C. -v- Conte’s Cockerels (GW 3: 41 – 79; GW12: 25 – 41; GW21: 46 – 30)
Orewa Ostriches -v- Goleta Hotspur (GW 3: 42 – 52; GW12: 34 – 43; GW21: 44 – 55)
Real Bastardos -v- Harambe Hotspur (GW 3: 49 – 25; GW12: 45 – 29; GW21: 49 – 54)

The Post Season

The End of Season Approaches…!

Seven games to go.

These final few games will decide titles, relegations, play-offs and qualification for tournaments next season! Here’s what to watch for as we approach the Post Season:

Here’s how the six Post-Season mini-tourneys will look:

#1) Champion of Champions

The teams at the top of each league at the end of Gameweek 36 will win the title there and then.
In the final two gameweeks the four League Champions will playoff for another $50 and the title of Champion of Champions!

Three games, Knockout style.
Ties broken by goals scored, assists, least reds, least yellows, Bonus Points then BPS.

GW37:	⚽ Highest-scoring Champion vs. Lowest-scoring Champion ⚽ Champion #2 vs. Champion #3
GW38:	⚽ *Winner vs.* Winner**

#2) The Runners-Up Trophy

All the teams finishing 2nd and 3rd also qualify for the 2023 Champions League next season, as will the current Champions League Champions – Gloopy Yarbles – and the BFFA Cup Winners (to be decided).
(If the CL Winners and/or the BFFA Cup winners finish the season in the top three, then the fourth-placed team in that League will get an automatic Champions League placement and be entered into the Runners-Up Trophy.)

These ten teams will play in a post-season mini-tournament – two weeks, the most accumulated points wins an additional $30.

#3) The Champions League Qualifiers

It starts to get a little bit tricky at this point, but don’t worry, we’ve got this.
So basically, the fourteen teams above will have qualified for next season’s Champions League, and we need two more.

We will invite four teams to play two matches during the Post-Season, and the two winners from those games will earn a place in the CL Draw in August. Which four teams are involved will depend on where the Champions League Winners and the BFFA Cup Winners place in their leagues. If they finish in fourth place or higher, then a CL Qualification place will then become open. That open space will be given to the highest-scoring team not yet signed up.

As it stands, Hung Like a Bony would automatically qualify for the Champions League (as 4th place in Gloopy Yarbles’ league) and All Star Gunners or Peltier would get a play-off match as the next-best unqualified team in the BFFA.
Today, the top reserves – the top five scoring teams not currently in a top-four league position – are:
All Star Gunners, 1308 FPts (Fifth, Championship)
Peltier, also 1308 FPts (Sixth, League One)
We have Kompany, 1261 FPts (Fifth, Premier League)
Boss, 1249 FPts (Eighth, Premier League)
Route 57 FC, 1210 FPts (Seventh, Premier League).

#4) The Intramural League Qualifiers

If you don’t make the Champions League places or the Qualifiers then you could qualify for next season’s Intramural League.
Each League will send one representative to the IML in September.
In GW37, 5th will play 8th & 6th plays 7th. The winners of each game will playoff in GW38 for qualification. Less than four teams? Then the top team(s) get a first-week bye. Lovely.

#5) The Wooden Spoon

The bottom two from each league will unfortunately miss out on the IML Qualifiers and instead have their own little tournament to play in. The aim is simply to avoid being the season’s worst team. No-one wants that. So if you finish ninth or tenth in your league then you will no doubt be under pressure to keep your job as a head coach! Pass this test and you could be off the hook.

Eight teams – the worst two scores in Gameweek 37 will be set up in a final week showdown. Win there and save your blushes. Lose that and you’ll be made to remember it (but be thankful that we didn’t set any forfeits this year!)

#6) The Playoffs!

Finally, the highlight of the post-sesaon will be our inaugural Promotion Play-offs.

#1) 8th, Premier League vs. 3rd, Championship: Winner gets a Premier League place in Season 10.
#2) 8th, Championship vs. 3rd, League One: Winner gets a Championship place in Season 10.
#3) 8th, League One vs. 3rd, League Two: Winner gets a League One place in Season 10.
Two Legs, GW37 & GW38.

Enjoy.