Five games to go, fifteen points available, lots of very heated promotion battles raging across the BFFA.
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Champions League Qualification // Next Matches: Gameweek 34
Premier League
Qualified for Champions League: Route 57
A big away win for Route 57 over their nearest rivals puts them on the brink of taking the Premier League title at the first attempt. A solid performance from Southampton at St. Mary’s, days after losing 6-0 there to Chelsea, set the bar too high for MFF early on in the gameweek. A fourth goal of the season for Bednarek, assisted by Elyounoussi ultimately gave R57 the win and earned them a place in next season’s Champions League too.
A second consecutive 60+point score for Drafty lifted them up to third and back in the money while a big score of 66 (including 19 for a Mr. Mo Salah) gave The Money Team an important win in the six-pointer against Smash & Grab. At the other end, a 5-point win for GoFYS moved them off the bottom and severely damaged FC Santa Barbara’s hopes of surviving this season, and SB Town’s 53-47 win against Vanishing Spray means that they are not only (almost) safe from relegation, but also in with a chance of making a run at fourth place too.
Red Line – Relegation
Remaining Fixtures
| 1st: Route 57 FC | 2nd: Mighty Fine Feeling | 3rd: Drafty | 4th: The Money Team | 5th: Smash & Grab | |
| GW 34 | The Money Team | Smash & Grab | GoFYS FC | Route 57 | Mighty Fine Feeling |
| GW 35 | SB Town Baggers | All Star Gunners | FC Santa Barbara | GoFYS FC | Vanishing Spray |
| GW 36 | All Star Gunners | FC Santa Barbara | The Money Team | Drafty | SB Town Baggers |
| GW 37 | Smash & Grab | The Money Team | Vanishing Spray | Mighty Fine Feeling | Route 57 |
| GW 38 | Drafty | GoFYS FC | Route 57 | Vanishing Spray | All Star Gunners |
| 7th: SB Town Baggers | 6th: Vanishing Spray FC | 8th: FC Santa Barbara | 9th: GoFYS FC | 10th: All Star Gunners | |
| GW 34 | All Star Gunners | FC Santa Barbara | Vanishing Spray | Drafty | SB Town Baggers |
| GW 35 | Route 57 | Smash & Grab | Drafty | The Money Team | Mighty Fine Feeling |
| GW 36 | Smash & Grab | GoFYS FC | Mighty Fine Feeling | Vanishing Spray | Route 57 |
| GW 37 | GoFYS FC | Drafty | All Star Gunners | SB Town Baggers | FC Santa Barbara |
| GW 38 | FC Santa Barbara | The Money Team | SB Town Baggers | Mighty Fine Feeling | Smash & Grab |
Championship
Qualified for Champions League: Boss
Qualified for Champions League: Sporting Wicker Park
Relegated: AC Reykjavik
The fight for the Championship title continues with the top two chalking up the top two scores in the league and with Gloopy’s loss to Webuiltthis City, they are now both guaranteed to be playing Champions League football next season. The real goal though – promotion – is just one game away. Boss play Barons next, nine GW’s after Seamus Coleman’s goal led to a 51-33 win, needing just a draw for promotion to the Premier League; SWP play relegated AC Reykjavik whom they’ve beaten on all three occasions this season, and a win for them would also guarantee them a top-three final spot.
There were no changes in the Championship league table this week, but another loss for managerless AC Rey means that they will be in League One next term and a fourth loss against ELU means that AFC Chester are at a much greater risk of joining them. Wins for both ELU and StillluvQPR means that the pair continue to straddle the red line and Web City remain dangerously close to eighth place too.
Blue Line – Champions League places
Red Line – Relegation
Remaining Fixtures
| 1st: Boss | 2nd: Sporting Wicker Park | 3rd: Wijnaldum Leviosa | 4th: Barons FC | 5th: Gloopy Yarbles | |
| GW 34 | Barons FC | AC Reykjavik | StillluvQPR | Boss | East Loop United |
| GW 35 | StillluvQPR | Webuiltthis City | East Loop United | AFC Chester | AC Reykjavik |
| GW 36 | AFC Chester | East Loop United | Barons FC | Wijnaldum Leviosa | StillluvQPR |
| GW 37 | Wijnaldum Leviosa | Barons FC | Boss | Sporting Wicker Park | AFC Chester |
| GW 38 | Webuiltthis City | StillluvQPR | AFC Chester | Gloopy Yarbles | Barons FC |
| 6th: Webuiltthis City | 7th: East Loop United FC | 8th: StillluvQPR | 9th: AFC Chester | 10th: AC Reykjavik | |
| GW 34 | AFC Chester | Gloopy Yarbles | Wijnaldum Leviosa | Webuiltthis City | Sporting Wicker Park |
| GW 35 | Sporting Wicker Park | Wijnaldum Leviosa | Boss | Barons FC | Gloopy Yarbles |
| GW 36 | AC Reykjavik | Sporting Wicker Park | Gloopy Yarbles | Boss | Webuitthis City |
| GW 37 | East Loop United | Webuiltthis City | AC Reykjavik | Gloopy Yarbles | StillluvQPR |
| GW 38 | Boss | AC Reykjavik | Sporting Wicker Park | Wijnaldum Leviosa | East Loop United |
League One
Champions: Housewives Favourite
A huge score of 91 for the new League One Champions, in the highest-scoring League One match of the season so far, caused El Dude Bros to slip out of the top three and beneath a resurgent Ole’s at the Wheel. In the week that Man United announced the appointment of Erik ten Hag, O.a.t.Wheel won a close game against Cornballers, their second four-point win against them this season, and rediscovered a place in the top three for the first time since GW19.
Hung Like a Bony lost 46-42 to second-placed Chicken and Bane San and remain on 51 points – still just a win from third and promotion. This coming weekend they will play El Dude Brothers with the winner of that game expecting to reclaim third place if Ole slips up against Banana Swans (pun intended). After that they will then have to play three of the bottom four in the final run-in. Meanwhile, Ole still have to face the top two once more this season and C&BS still have to play third and fourth in their attempt to hold on to a promotion spot.
Red Line – Relegation
Remaining Fixtures
| 1st: Housewives Favourite (C) | 2nd: Chicken & Bane San. | 3rd: Ole’s at the Wheel | 4th: The El Dude Brothers | 5th: Hung Like a Bony | |
| GW 34 | Chicken & Bane | Housewives Fave (C) | Banana Swans | Hung Like a Bony | The El Dude Bros |
| GW 35 | Goleta Hotspur | Banana Swans | BattleVAR Galatico | Cornballers | About to get Messi |
| GW 36 | Cornballers | Ole’s at the Wheel | Chicken & Bane | BattleVAR Galatico | Goleta Hotspur |
| GW 37 | Hung Like a Bony | The El Dude Bros | About to get Messi | Chicken & Bane | Housewives Fave (C) |
| GW 38 | Ole’s at the Wheel | About to get Messi | Housewives Fave (C) | Banana Swans | Cornballers |
| 6th: About to get Messi | 7th: BattleVAR Galatico | 8th: Cornballers FC | 9th: Banana Swans | 10th: Goleta Hotspur | |
| GW 34 | BattleVAR Galatico | About to get Messi | Goleta Hotspur | Ole’s at the Wheel | Cornballers |
| GW 35 | Hung Like a Bony | Ole’s at the Wheel | The El Dude Bros | Chicken & Bane | Housewives Fave (C) |
| GW 36 | Banana Swans | The El Dude Bros | Housewives Fave (C) | About to get Messi | Hung Like a Bony |
| GW 37 | Ole’s at the Wheel | Cornballers | BattleVAR Galatico | Goleta Hotspur | Banana Swans |
| GW 38 | Chicken & Bane | Goleta Hotspur | Hung Like a Bony | The El Dude Bros | BattleVAR Galatico |
League Two
Promoted: Atletico Topo Chico
Promoted: Fergi Time
Promoted: Peltier
With a 50-point win over Ardoyne Aardvarks, Green Bay’s Peltier became the third and final team to be promoted from League Two. Excellent performances for Mane, Saka and Weghorst saw themselves qualify for promotion, and a Champions League place, despite Cumberland FC’s narrow win over Harambe. The top three all have to play each other one more time, meaning that there are three more six-pointers still to come out of League Two.
ATC and Peltier still have to play The Average Team once more each to prove their worth, having both won two and lost once so far, where as Fergi Time beat the average score for the fourth time last week and might have an easier run-in. That said, Fergi Time are the only team of the three that still have to play Cup Semi-Finalists Jaysokker, who will no doubt be building a team that can take on all-comers in the coming weeks.
Keep an eye out for Fergi Time -v- Peltier next weekend. The result won’t change their positions this week, but it will be the difference between Fergi Time being seven points clear with four games to go, or just one point ahead in a final-four-shootout.
Remaining Fixtures
| 1st: Atletico Topo Chico (P) | 2nd: Fergi Time (P) | 3rd: Peltier (P) | 4th: Cumberland FC | 5th: Sugar Daddies | |
| GW 34 | The Globes FC | Peltier (P) | Fergi Time (P) | Sugar Daddies | Cumberland FC |
| GW 35 | Fergi Time (P) | Atletico Topo Chico (P) | Sugar Daddies | Jaysokker | Peltier (P) |
| GW 36 | Average Team | Cumberland FC | The Globes FC | Fergi Time (P) | Ardoyne Aardvarks |
| GW 37 | Peltier (P) | Jaysokker | Atletico Topo Chico (P) | Average Team | Harambe Hotspur |
| GW 38 | Harambe Hotspur | Ardoyne Aardvarks | Average Team | The Globes FC | Jaysokker |
| 6th: Jaysokker | 7th: Average Team | 8th: Harambe Hotspur | 9th: The Globes FC | 10th: Ardoyne Aardvarks | |
| GW 34 | Ardoyne Aardvarks | Harambe Hotspur | Average Team | Atletico Topo Chico (P) | Jaysokker |
| GW 35 | Cumberland FC | The Globes FC | Ardoyne Aardvarks | Average Team | Harambe Hotspur |
| GW 36 | Harambe Hotspur | Atletico Topo Chico (P) | Jaysokker | Peltier (P) | Sugar Daddies |
| GW 37 | Fergi Time (P) | Cumberland FC | Sugar Daddies | Ardoyne Aardvarks | The Globes FC |
| GW 38 | Sugar Daddies | Peltier (P) | Atletico Topo Chico (P) | Cumberland FC | Fergi Time (P) |
The chase for a Champions League ticket
Champions League Holders: Mighty Fine Feeling
BFFA Cup Winners: FC Santa Barbara/Boss/The El Dude Brothers/Jaysokker
Promoted teams: Housewives Favourite, Atletico Topo Chico, Fergi Time, Peltier
League Qualified Teams: Premier League Top 4, Championship Top 4, League One Top 3, League Two Top 3
Reserves: Best remaining pointscorers.
So, if Mighty Fine Feeling and/or the BFFA Cup Winners qualify through their final league position, the space will be given to the team(s) with the most total matchpoints.
If it were to end today, those honours would go to: The El Dude Brothers and Hung Like a Bony.
Of course, in the remaining gameweeks league positions and the Best-ish standings will likely change, opening those reserve spots to other teams. Watch this space. Also, the BFFA Cup Final will be played in the final gameweek and may also affect the outcome for the teams below.
Current Best-ish Table:
| Top | Housewives Favourite (Qualified) | 1730 | 1st, League One |
| 2nd | Drafty | 1650 | 3rd, Premier League |
| 3rd | The El Dude Brothers | 1569 | 4th, League One |
| 4th | Peltier (Q) | 1564 | 3rd, League Two |
| 5th | Route 57 FC (Q) | 1544 | 1st, Premier League |
| 6th | Boss | 1540 | 1st, Championship |
| 7th | Sporting Wicker Park | 1518 | 2nd, Championship |
| 8th | Hung Like a Bony | 1495 | 5th, League One |
| 9th | Mighty Fine Feeling (Q) | 1485 | 2nd, Premier League |
| 9th | Wijnaldum Leviosa | 1485 | 3rd, Championship |
| 11th | Smash & Grab | 1484 | 5th, Premier League |
| 12th | Atletico Topo Chico (Q) | 1478 | 1st, League Two |
| 13th | Fergi Time (Q) | 1475 | 2nd, League Two |
| 14th | The Money Team | 1440 | 4th, Premier League |
| 15th | Ole’s at the Wheel | 1409 | 3rd, League One |
| 16th | Barons FC | 1403 | 4th, Championship |
| 17th | Gloopy Yarbles | 1402 | 5th, Championship |
| 18th | East Loop United FC | 1364 | 7th, Championship |
| 19th | Vanishing Spray FC | 1346 | 7th, Premier League |
| 20th | SB Town Baggers | 1335 | 6th, Premier League |
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