9 weeks in:
Everybody has now met each of their league opponents once.
This is The Shape of Punk to Come…
On this page:
Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
The Dynasty // Gameweek 10 // The Belyea // The Big One
Team of the Week:
Gloopy Yarbles
60 points
Top Score of the Season:
Sporting KhilMaan – 81 FPts (GW 7)
Game of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur 54 – 76 SkyPlayerInFPL (GW7)
Best Streak:
Alleviate the Tedium – 8 wins
Premier League
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Sporting Wicker Park edge out Vanishing Spray by 2 points, move up three places!
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Smash & Grab -v- Sporting Wicker Park
4th -v- 3rd
Old rivals, new challenges, not forgetting their concurrent CL / IML first leg involvements.
Championship
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• De Bruyne Trousers take a sizeable victory over the league leaders; become league leaders themselves.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Atletico Topo Chico -v- Whiskey De Bruyne
3rd -v- 8th
ATC: Gunning for first place. WDB: Champions League Quarter-Finals, against… league leaders DBT!
League One
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Alleviate the Tedium go on to EIGHT wins in a row. If they can successfully wreak their revenge on East Loop United (GW1: L 37-30), then they will get the first Grand Slam of the season (and possibly the earliest ever).
• Peltier, after a fifth consecutive victory, now top of the Best-ish table.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
East Loop United FC -v- Alleviate the Tedium
6th -v- 1st
As above. Deep breath…!
League Two
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Boudi’s Crew back on top after a huge 1st v 2nd showdown
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Boudi’s Crew -v- Sporting KhilMaan
1st -v- 4th
It’s the league’s (current) No.1 against the league’s in-form team (WWWWW).
The BFFA Dynasty League
Next Up:
Gameweek 10
| BFFA Premier League | BFFA Championship |
| Gloopy Yarbles -v- El Dude Bros 1st -v- 7th Housewives Favourite -v- HLAB 2nd -v- 5th Vanishing Spray FC -v- mighty Fine 8th -v- 9th Gnonto Seed -v- Route 57 FC 6th -v- 10th Smash & Grab -v- Sporting Wicker Park 4th -v- 3rd | Barons -v- Bigger than Brolin 5th -v- 6th Uncle Monty -v- De Bruyne Trousers 9th -v- 1st Preliminary Version -v- GoFysFC 2nd -v- 10th All Star Gunners -v- IB Lausig 4th -v- 7th Atletico Topo Chico -v- Whiskey De Bruyne 3rd -v- 8th |
| BFFA League One | BFFA League Two |
| East Loop United FC -v- Alleviate the Tedium 6th -v- 1st The Phenoms -v- Goleta Hotspur 4th -v- 8th AFC Chester -v- SkyPlayerInFPL 10th -v- 5th Borussia Teeth -v- Slots Fired 7th -v- 3rd Peltier -v- StillluvQPR 2nd -v- 9th | Valley Village FC -v- AI-Jiggery-Pokery 9th -v- 5th Harambe Hotspur -v- BattleVAR Galactico 10th -v- 8th Sporting KhilMaan -v- Boudi’s Crew 4th -v- 1st Tino’s Legacy -v- Jaysokker 6th -v- 3rd Flubbing Yanks -v- Shams Army 7th -v- 2nd |
| BFFA Dynasty | Champions League / IML – QF 1st Legs |
| Jaysokk -v- TrevAI 9th v 3rd Peltier -v- Rot-Weiss Barefoot 4th v 7th Wonder Struijk -v- Haven’t Jota Clue 8th v 1st Waikauri Bay FC -v- Tino’s Legacy 5th v 2nd Paulmcanulty -v- Vanishing Spray 6th v 10th | CL QF1: De Bruyne Trousers -v- Whiskey De Bruyne QF2: Housewives Favourite -v- HLAB QF3: Smash & Grab -v- SkyPlayerInFPL QF4: Gloopy Yarbles -v- Alleviate the Tedium IML QF1: GoFys FC -v- Goleta Hotspur QF2: El Dude Bros -v- Uncle Monty QF3: Jaysokker -v- Route 57 FC QF4: East Loop United -v- Sporting Wicker Park |
Waiver Deadline: Friday 11am GMT
Line-up Deadline: Saturday 11am GMT
Yes, British Summer Time is officially over 😢
New balls please.
The Belyea Memorial Cup
Welcome back to The Belyea Memorial Cup!
“Rewarding Excellence in Its Many Forms”
Everyone is a winner (except one).
In rememberance of a former BFFA manager, fantasy football hero, Liverpool fan, father and friend to many. We are grateful that he was a part of our league and touched so many lives.
The game is simple – if you get the best score of the remaining teams, you escape.
Each week at least one team gets out, sometimes more, because they are excellent!
The Premier League leaders still here?! This late in the season? Okay, you can go, Gloopy Yarbles. Thanks for being a part of it.
Twenty-eight remain.
| Remaining: | 28 teams | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| AFC Chester AI-Jiggery-Pokery Alleviate the Tedium Atletico Topo Chico Barons BattleVAR Galactico Bigger than Brolin | Borussia Teeth Boudi’s Crew East Loop United FC El Dude Bros Flubbing Yanks GoFysFC Harambe Hotspur | IB Lausig Jaysokker mighty Fine Preliminary Version Shams Army SkyPlayerInFPL Slots Fired | Sporting Wicker Park StillluvQPR Tino’s Legacy Uncle Monty Valley Village FC Vanishing Spray FC Whiskey De Bruyne |
The Big One
It’s the BFFA Big One. The tried and tested (albeit inferior) traditional form of English Fantasy Football that requires each manager to build a team with a budget of £150 million.
These teams must have no more than three players from the same PL club, excessive transfers are penalised by point deductions, and everyone gets a Haaland (if they want one).
Every team also gets to pick a Captain and there are bonus chips to play across the season. This is a classic-style fantasy league, open to all BFFA managers past and present.
Last season The Big One was won by Prestige Worldwide, a subsidiary of The Premier League’s El Dude Bros, and The One Cup was won by Alleviate the Tedium.
This week’s top scorers:
#1) Smoky Bacon Athletic –
79 Fantasy Points
#2) Peltier –
78 FPts
#3) Jaysokker –
74 FPts
=#4) All Star Gunners –
71 FPts
=#4) Gnonto Seed –
71 FPts
=#4) CR0 Falcon –
71 FPts
On top of hosting a league for the BFFA faithful, we are also involving some unsuspecting stars of the game in our classic league. This week:
We welcome back Freddie Woodman, the Preston North End ‘keeper who was, for some of last season, looking like returning to the Premier League. Unfortunately that didn’t come to pass, and it’s been an up-and-down time of late for the ex-Newcastle player. After three consecutive clean sheets, he has seen the ball cross his line eight times in the past three games, most recently last night by the talented Gabriel Jesus, Ethan Nwaneri and Kai Havertz. PNE are out of the League Cup, Arsenal through to the Quarter-Finals.
Leaving the real-life mud-and-grass aside, the uniquely-named CR0 Falcon played their Wildcard this week and made eight changes. It paid off with a pleasantly above-average 71 FPts this week after Mo Salah and Cole Palmer were signed and immediately brought home ten apiece. They are up to 6th/52 in the Middlesbrough FPL league, now just 17 points off the top. But tonight, here, he tops The Big One by two.
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