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Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
The Dynasty // Gameweek 13 // The Belyea // The Big One
Team of the Week:
Gloopy Yarbles (3rd time)
88 points
Top Score of the Season:
Gloopy Yarbles – 88 FPts (GW 12)
Game of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur 54 – 76 SkyPlayerInFPL (GW7)
Best Streaks:
Alleviate the Tedium – 11 undefeated (10-1-0)
Sporting KhilMaan – 8 straight wins
Premier League
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• We’ve a new Score of the Season, and there’s no surprise where it came from – the great managerial minds behind Gloopy Yarbles have smashed the previous top score and put themselves top of the Best-ish rankings. Second consecutive TotW, third this season.
• Sporting Wicker Park leapfrog HLAB with a 5-point victory and regain fourth.
• El Dude and Route 57 also move up with wins this weekend. Could climb up to fourth and fifth if results go their way next weekend.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Housewives Favourite -v- Sporting Wicker Park
2nd -v- 4th // GW4: 52 – 50
Championship
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• A big shake-up at the top of the Championship. The top five exchanged positions, all sit within a point of each other tonight!
• All Star Gunners and Barons with 60+ scores move up to 1st and 3rd, respectively.
• De Bruyne Trousers retain their status as the Gunner-Barons sandwich filling. With a sixth De Bruyne Derby victory (and a third this season alone), they also move up two places.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Barons -v- All Star Gunners
3rd -v- 1st // GW4: 48 – 34
League One
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• High-scoring Peltier continue strongly, despite being overtaken by Gloopy for the Best-ish.
• Alleviate TT back to winning ways after a stumble last week. Still cruising at the top of the league.
• Slots Fired move up into the play-off place with a 10-point win.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Peltier -v- Alleviate the Tedium
2nd -v- 1st // GW4: 23 – 39
League Two
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Sporting KhilMaan are upto EIGHT consecutive wins. They haven’t lost since Flubbing Yanks took the win in GW4. If that can be avenged next weekend, ‘Khil & ‘Maan will get their first Grand Slam.
• Valley Village FC rebrand as Partey Time FC, instantly results in a win over title-chasers Shams army.
• Once again, we have three teams level on points at the top. Boudi’s Crew hold the steering wheel, but have a difficult game on Friday.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Jaysokker -v- Boudi’s Crew
3rd -v- 1st // GW4: 29 – 28
The BFFA Dynasty League
Drama in Gameweek 12! The first draw of the BFFA Dynasty saw Jaysokk and paulmcanulty share the points. Spray missed out on a potential move up to seventh, losing despite getting the second-best score in the league. HJC win yet again, remain comfortably nine points clear at the top.
Next Up:
Gameweek 13
BFFA Premier League | BFFA Championship |
Gloopy Yarbles -v- mighty Fine 1st -v- 3rd // GW4: 24 – 21 HLAB -v- Route 57 FC 6th -v- 9th // GW4: 34 – 57 Housewives Favourite -v- Sporting Wicker Park 2nd -v- 4th // GW4: 52 – 50 Smash & Grab -v- El Dude Bros 5th -v- 7th // GW4: 37 – 42 Vanishing Spray FC -v- Gnonto Seed 8th -v- 10th // GW4: 30 – 20 | Atletico Topo Chico -v- GoFysFC 5th -v- 10th // GW4: 41 – 35 Barons -v- All Star Gunners 3rd -v- 1st // GW4: 48 – 34 De Bruyne Trousers -v- IB Lausig 2nd -v- 6th // GW4: 15 – 39 Preliminary Version -v- Bigger than Brolin 4th -v- 7th // GW4: 55 – 53 Uncle Monty -v- Whiskey De Bruyne 9th -v- 8th // GW4: 39 – 21 |
BFFA League One | BFFA League Two |
AFC Chester -v- Borussia Teeth 10th -v- 6th // GW4: 35 – 48 East Loop United FC -v- Goleta Hotspur 7th -v- 9th // GW4: 42 – 38 Peltier -v- Alleviate the Tedium 2nd -v- 1st // GW4: 23 – 39 StillluvQPR -v- Slots Fired 8th -v- 3rd // GW4: 34 – 36 The Phenoms -v- SkyPlayerInFPL 4th -v- 5th // GW4: 28 – 38 | Flubbing Yanks -v- Sporting KhilMaan 7th -v- 2nd // GW4: 42 – 22 Harambe Hotspur -v- Shams Army 10th -v- 4th // GW4: 27 – 42 Jaysokker -v- Boudi’s Crew 3rd -v- 1st // GW4: 29 – 28 Tino’s Legacy -v- AI-Jiggery-Pokery 6th -v- 5th // GW4: 46 – 51 Partey Time FC -v- BattleVAR Galactico 8th -v- 9th // GW4: 45 – 27 |
BFFA Dynasty | Champions League / IML – SF: 2nd Legs |
Haven’t Jota Clue -v- Rot-Weiss Barefoot 1st -v- 5th // GW4: 75½ – 115¼ Paulmcanulty -v- Wonder Struijk 8th -v- 10th // GW4: 134¼ – 88¾ Tino’s Legacy -v- Jaysokk 4th -v- 6th // GW4: 74¼ – 65½ Vanishing Spray -v- Peltier 9th -v- 3rd // GW4: 80¾ – 119½ Waikauri Bay FC -v- TrevAI 7th -v- 2nd // GW4: 83¾ – 76¾ | CL Housewives Favourite (35-35) De Bruyne Trousers Smash & Grab (26-88) Gloopy Yarbles IML Uncle Monty (24-28) Goleta Hotspur Sporting Wicker Park (33-47) Route 57 FC |
The Belyea Memorial Cup
Welcome back to The Belyea Memorial Cup!
“Rewarding Excellence in Its Many Forms”
Everyone is a winner (except one).
In rememberance of a former BFFA manager, fantasy football hero, Liverpool fan, father and friend to many. We are grateful that he was a part of our league and touched so many lives.
The game is simple – if you get the best score of the remaining teams, you escape.
Each week at least one team gets out, sometimes more, because they are excellent!
Scoring one point better than Preliminary Version last week, Barons exit The Belyea with an impressive 67 FPts.
Remaining: | 25 teams | ||
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AFC Chester AI-Jiggery-Pokery Alleviate the Tedium Atletico Topo Chico BattleVAR Galactico Bigger than Brolin Borussia Teeth | Boudi’s Crew East Loop United FC El Dude Bros Flubbing Yanks GoFysFC Harambe Hotspur | IB Lausig Jaysokker mighty Fine Shams Army SkyPlayerInFPL Sporting Wicker Park | StillluvQPR Tino’s Legacy Uncle Monty Valley Village FC Vanishing Spray FC Whiskey De Bruyne |
The Big One
It’s the BFFA Big One. The tried and tested (albeit inferior) traditional form of English Fantasy Football that requires each manager to build a team with a budget of £150 million.
These teams must have no more than three players from the same PL club, excessive transfers are penalised by point deductions, and everyone gets a Haaland (if they want one).
Every team also gets to pick a Captain and there are bonus chips to play across the season. This is a classic-style fantasy league, open to all BFFA managers past and present.
Last season The Big One was won by Prestige Worldwide, a subsidiary of The Premier League’s El Dude Bros, and The One Cup was won by Alleviate the Tedium.
This week’s top scorers:
1) Never N’Dyioubt
78 Fantasy Points
2) De Bruyne Trousers
69 FPts
3) Kinder Mbuemo
66 FPts
4) Lingardium Weviosa
64 FPts
5) Allisson Wonderland
63 FPts
On top of hosting a league for the BFFA faithful, we are also involving some unsuspecting stars of the game in our classic league. This week:
Love it or hate it, the International Break creates news. Amazing stories like the world’s lowest-ranked nation, San Marino, gaining promotion to the third tier of the UEFA Nation’s League with their first-ever away win, and the first time they’ve scored three in a game. Nicola Nanni’s 66th-minute penalty made him San Marino’s all-time top goalscorer, with three.
In a bit of a tenuous link, someone who has once scored a first-half hat-trick against little San Marino (12′ 27′ & 45+1′ at Hampden Park, 13th Oct. 2019) also made the news in the Nations League last weekend. Villa’s John McGinn scored the only goal in a Nations League game against Croatia and moved past Ally McCoist to become Scotland’s fifth all-time top goalscorer. 73 caps, 20 goals, one very happy Scot.
John McGinn returned to the Premier League with an assist for Ollie Watkins. He hasn’t picked himself to play for the Meatballers since the injury he picked up in GW5 against Wolves, but he has kept faith in teammates Martinez, Rogers and Tielemans. If you’re only allowed three, that’s a pretty good three. Let’s see how they fare against Juventus on Wednesday before the Stamford Bridge six-pointer.
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