Ten games in.
Experts say this is a good guide of how the Premier League will finish.
Fantasy football however is a completely different kettle of fish…
On this page:
Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
The Dynasty // Gameweek 11 // The Belyea // The Big One
Team of the Week:
The Phenoms (2nd time)
63 points
Top Score of the Season:
Sporting KhilMaan – 81 FPts (GW 7)
Game of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur 54 – 76 SkyPlayerInFPL (GW7)
Best Streak:
Alleviate the Tedium – 9 wins
Premier League
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• A one-point win inna game between the top two scoring sides deserves a name. In the absence of one at the moment, I’m going to call it an ouchie, because Spray are probably going to be feeling that for a few days to come.
• The top two won again, Gloopy Yarbles shining with nine wins out of ten, and Wives Fave doing enough to track along.
• With the rest of the Premier League very, very close, a win can elevate a team as much four places in a single weekend. Mighty Fine did just that.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Gloopy Yarbles -v- Sporting Wicker Park
4th -v- 1st // GW 2: 25 – 46
Championship
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• The top five teams all won and the bottom five all lost, officially creating a rift between the two halves.
• Somehow, despite losing heavily, IB Lausig moved up one place.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Atletico Topo Chico -v- De Bruyne Trousers
1st -v- 3rd // GW 2: 28 – 28
League One
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• A six-point gap opens at the top of the league and Alleviate the Tedium look unstoppable. They have just beaten all nine of their opponents in quick succession and rightly hold firm at the top.
• The Phenoms with the topscore of the week join the chasing pack.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Peltier -v- Slots Fired
3rd -v- 2nd // GW 2: 51 – 44
League Two
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Boudi’s Crew are toppled from the top, fall to third.
• BattleVAR collect the best League Two score of the weekend and move up a place to seventh.
🫣 Next Week’s One to Watch:
Sporting KhilMaan -v- Shams Army
1st -v- 4th // GW 2: 47 – 43
The BFFA Dynasty League
Next Up:
Gameweek 11
BFFA Premier League | BFFA Championship |
Gloopy Yarbles -v- Sporting Wicker Park 4th -v- 1st // GW 2: 25 – 46 Gnonto Seed -v- mighty Fine 5th -v- 7th // GW 2: 35 – 66 Housewives Favourite -v- Route 57 FC 10th -v- 2nd // GW 2: 42 – 64 Smash & Grab -v- HLAB 6th -v- 3rd // GW 2: 49 – 51 Vanishing Spray FC -v- El Dude Bros 8th -v- 9th // GW 2: 27 – 32 | All Star Gunners -v- Bigger than Brolin 7th -v- 4th // GW 2: 28 – 66 Atletico Topo Chico -v- De Bruyne Trousers 1st -v- 3rd // GW 2: 28 – 28 Barons -v- GoFysFC 10th -v- 5th // GW 2: 41 – 43 Preliminary Version -v- Whiskey De Bruyne 8th -v- 2nd // GW 2: 57 – 53 Uncle Monty -v- IB Lausig 6th -v- 9th // GW 2: 57 – 30 |
BFFA League One | BFFA League Two |
AFC Chester -v- Goleta Hotspur 9th -v- 10th // GW 2: 65 – 39 Borussia Teeth -v- SkyPlayerInFPL 5th -v- 7th // GW 2: 50 – 16 East Loop United FC -v- StillluvQPR 8th -v- 6th // GW 2: 46 – 26 Peltier -v- Slots Fired 3rd -v- 2nd // GW 2: 51 – 44 The Phenoms -v- Alleviate the Tedium 1st -v- 4th // GW 2: 53 – 37 | Flubbing Yanks -v- BattleVAR Galactico 7th -v- 8th // GW 2: 45 – 50 Harambe Hotspur -v- AI-Jiggery-Pokery 5th -v- 10th // GW 2: 34 – 40 Sporting KhilMaan -v- Shams Army 1st -v- 4th // GW 2: 47 – 43 Tino’s Legacy -v- Boudi’s Crew 3rd -v- 6th // GW 2: 47 – 43 Valley Village FC -v- Jaysokker 2nd -v- 9th // GW 2: 54 – 41 |
BFFA Dynasty | Champions League / IML – QF 2nd Legs |
TrevAI -v- Peltier 4th-v- 3rd // GW 2: 101 – 152.5 Jaysokk -v- Wonder Struijk 9th -v- 8th // GW 2: 49.5 – 109.75 Rot-Weiss Barefoot -v- Waikauri Bay FC 7th -v- 5th // GW 2: 92 – 99.5 Haven’t Jota Clue -v- Paulmcanulty 1st -v- 6th // GW 2: 117.75 – 89 Tino’s Legacy -v- Vanishing Spray 2nd -v- 10th // GW 2: 133.5 – 119 | CL Whiskey De Bruyne (27-50) De Bruyne Trousers HLAB (23-27) Housewives Favourite SkyPlayerInFPL (26-38) Smash & Grab Gloopy Yarbles (43-47) Alleviate the Tedium IML Goleta Hotspur (27-19) GoFys FC Uncle Monty (46-32) El Dude Bros Route 57 FC (40-36) Jaysokker Sporting Wicker Park (29-36) East Loop United |
The Belyea Memorial Cup
Welcome back to The Belyea Memorial Cup!
“Rewarding Excellence in Its Many Forms”
Everyone is a winner (except one).
In rememberance of a former BFFA manager, fantasy football hero, Liverpool fan, father and friend to many. We are grateful that he was a part of our league and touched so many lives.
The game is simple – if you get the best score of the remaining teams, you escape.
Each week at least one team gets out, sometimes more, because they are excellent!
This week, as The Phenoms and All Star Gunners have already had their days in the sun, it was the third-highest scoring side, Slots Fired, win this week with a tidy 55 fantasy points. That’s 40 points plus Ola Aina!
Remaining: | 27 teams | ||
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AFC Chester AI-Jiggery-Pokery Alleviate the Tedium Atletico Topo Chico Barons BattleVAR Galactico Bigger than Brolin | Borussia Teeth Boudi’s Crew East Loop United FC El Dude Bros Flubbing Yanks GoFysFC Harambe Hotspur | IB Lausig Jaysokker mighty Fine Preliminary Version Shams Army SkyPlayerInFPL Sporting Wicker Park | StillluvQPR Tino’s Legacy Uncle Monty Valley Village FC Vanishing Spray FC Whiskey De Bruyne |
The Big One
It’s the BFFA Big One. The tried and tested (albeit inferior) traditional form of English Fantasy Football that requires each manager to build a team with a budget of £150 million.
These teams must have no more than three players from the same PL club, excessive transfers are penalised by point deductions, and everyone gets a Haaland (if they want one).
Every team also gets to pick a Captain and there are bonus chips to play across the season. This is a classic-style fantasy league, open to all BFFA managers past and present.
Last season The Big One was won by Prestige Worldwide, a subsidiary of The Premier League’s El Dude Bros, and The One Cup was won by Alleviate the Tedium.
This week’s top scorers:
1) Whatsa Maatsen You –
77 Fantasy Points
2) Never N’Dyioubt –
64 FPts
3) Rover Cowley FC –
63 FPts
=4) Bunsy –
58 FPts
=4) Gnonto Seed –
58 FPts
=4) Prestige Worldwide –
58 FPts
On top of hosting a league for the BFFA faithful, we are also involving some unsuspecting stars of the game in our classic league. This week we are bringing in Kalvin ‘Did He Really Get Sent Off For That?’ Phillips. Although the Ipswich midfielder is probably still spitting feathers after seeing red last week, he may be happy with the opportunity to focus more on his fantasy team – Baines on Toast – this weekend.
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