It’s been a pretty crazy midweek. Late dramas, shocking goals
and the latest game-winning goal in Premiership history.
Here are the latest results:
On this page:
Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Gameweek 32 // The Belyea // The Big One // Postseason Preview
Team of the Week:
Hung Like a Bony (3rd time)
77 Points
Score of the Season:
Smash & Grab – 89 FPts (GW27)
Game of the Season:
Smash & Grab 89 – 68 Sporting Wicker Park (GW27)
Premier League
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Not one but two draws, involving three of the top five. Wives Fave & R57 take advantage and move closer to first place.
🫣 The One to Watch:
Smash & Grab -v- Route 57 FC – 1st -v- 3rd
GW 5: 35 – 38 // GW 14: 45 – 46 // GW 23: 65 – 37
Championship
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Hung Like a Bony grab the week’s top score for a third time with scores from Foden & Palmer. Hung also go to within four points of Smash & Grab in the Bestish race.
🫣 The One to Watch:
Vanishing Spray FC -v- GoFYS FC – 2nd -v- 5th
GW 5: 40 – 35 // GW 14: 54 – 23 // GW 23: 24 – 47
League One
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Only two teams across the four leagues climbed up. CG XI did it in style by hindering Uncle Monty’s promotion prospects; WdB two points shy of closing ground.
🫣 The One to Watch:
Chicken and Bane San -v- BattleVAR Galactico – 7th -v- 8th
GW 5: 43 – 31 // GW 14: 29 – 41 // GW 23: 74 – 32
League Two
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• The last two teams to suffer a draw in League Two…suffered a draw. Ole & Boudi couldn’t be separated.
• Don’t Tripp beat the team above them and climb a place.
🫣 The One to Watch:
Don’t Tripp on Silva -v- SkyPlayerInFPL BFFA – 8th -v- 4th
GW 5: 53 – 33 // GW 14: 35 – 26 // GW 23: 43 – 69
🌎 World Rankings 🌍
This week’s headlines:
World Rankings – Top 5 this week:
#1) Smash & Grab – 1929.14
#2) Sporting Wicker Park – 1902.35
#3) Route 57 FC – 1871.71
#4) Gloopy Yarbles – 1848.18
#5) El Dude Bros – 1847.11
Biggest Win:
GoFys FC: +16.26 points
After beating Cullen the herd #10 (Champ.)
Most Places Climbed:
Don’t Tripp on Silva: +4 places to 70th
Next week’s League highlights:
Biggest pairing:
Smash & Grab #1 vs. Route 57 FC #3
(Combined 3800.85 points)
Closest matchup:
Peltier #34 vs. Whiskey De Bruyne #35
(5.10 points difference)
David vs Goliath Game of the Week:
AFC Chester #24 vs. Cullen the herd #10
(291.48 points difference)
Best Streaks:
East Loop United (6x W) (League One)
GW32: vs. De Bruyne Trousers (WWLWWW-)
Goleta Hotspur (6x W) (League Two)
GW32: vs. Shams army (LLWWWL-)
Next Up:
Gameweek 32
BFFA Premier League | BFFA Championship |
Barons -v- Gloopy Yarbles 10th -v- 5th GW 5: 41 – 45 // GW 14: 15 – 32 // GW 23: 33 – 39 Farkelife -v- Boss 6th -v- 9th GW 5: 34 – 31 // GW 14: 30 – 47 // GW 23: 47 – 27 Mighty fine feeling -v- Housewives Favourite 8th -v- 2nd GW 5: 32 – 39 // GW 14: 26 – 49 // GW 23: 21 – 50 Smash & Grab -v- Route 57 FC 1st -v- 3rd GW 5: 35 – 38 // GW 14: 45 – 46 // GW 23: 65 – 37 Sporting Wicker Park -v- El Dude Bros 7th -v- 4th GW 5: 32 – 32 // GW 14: 37 – 39 // GW 23: 31 – 34 | Allison Wonderland -v- All Star Gunners 9th -v- 4th GW 5: 38 – 25 // GW 14: 23 – 55 // GW 23: 45 – 25 Cullen the herd -v- A.F.C. Chester 3rd -v- 10th GW 5: 41 – 17 // GW 14: 41 – 27 // GW 23: 19 – 44 Fergi Time -v- Webuiltthis City 6th -v- 7th GW 5: 49 – 48 // GW 14: 51 – 47 // GW 23: 49 – 43 Hung Like a Bony -v- Atletico Topo Chico 1st -v- 8th GW 5: 35 – 42 // GW 14: 33 – 35 // GW 23: 80 – 28 Vanishing Spray FC -v- GoFYS FC 2nd -v- 5th GW 5: 40 – 35 // GW 14: 54 – 23 // GW 23: 24 – 47 |
BFFA League One | BFFA League Two |
Chicken and Bane San -v- BattleVAR Galactico 7th -v- 8th GW 5: 43 – 31 // GW 14: 29 – 41 // GW 23: 74 – 32 CG XI -v- StillluvQPR 4th -v- 9th GW 5: 47 – 53 // GW 14: 29 – 28 // GW 23: 47 – 38 De Bruyne Trousers -v- East Loop United 1st -v- 6th GW 5: 40 – 30 // GW 14: 29 – 27 // GW 23: 46 – 35 Uncle Monty -v- FC Santa Barbara 2nd -v- 10th GW 5: 33 – 11 // GW 14: 36 – 25 // GW 23: 39 – 30 Whiskey De Bruyne -v- Peltier 3rd -v- 5th GW 5: 50 – 40 // GW 14: 29 – 58 // GW 23: 31 – 25 | Don’t Tripp on Silva -v- SkyPlayerInFPL BFFA 8th -v- 4th GW 5: 53 – 33 // GW 14: 35 – 26 // GW 23: 43 – 69 Goleta Hotspur -v- Shams army 1st -v- 9th GW 5: 37 – 40 // GW 14: 43 – 34 // GW 23: 45 – 27 Harambe Hotspur -v- Boudi’s Crew 7th -v- 10th GW 5: 31 – 26 // GW 14: 57 – 23 // GW 23: 29 – 27 Jaysokker -v- The Phenoms 5th -v- 2nd GW 5: 43 – 35 // GW 14: 23 – 46 // GW 23: 15 – 37 Ole’s at the wheel -v- Alleviate the Tedium 6th -v- 3rd GW 5: 40 – 32 // GW 14: 40 – 39 // GW 23: 38 – 45 |
The Belyea Cup
Welcome back to The Belyea Memorial Cup, ‘Rewarding Excellence in Its Many Forms’, where everyone is a winner (except one).
The game is simple – if you get the best score of the remaining teams, you escape.
Each week at least one team gets out, sometimes more, because they are excellent!
▲ You get up to 38 gameweeks to remove yourself from consideration. ▲
The last team to be eliminated… gets the Belyea Cup. ▼🏆▼
If there’s more than one team left after the final gameweek then they all, you know, jointly receive this unique award!
Two teams may have recently been relegated, but this season is not over for anyone, especially not for the Belyea Cup hopefuls fearfuls. One more team that will no longer have sleepless nights or nightmares about getting the Belyea – FC Santa Barbara are out and free. Relax, and go again next season.
Week Thirty-Two – only 7 teams remain:
A.F.C. Chester, BattleVAR Galactico, Boudi’s Crew, Harambe Hotspur, Jaysokker, Ole’s at the wheel, The Phenoms.
The Big One
It’s the BFFA Big One. The tried and tested (albeit inferior) traditional form of English Fantasy Football that requires each manager to build a team with a budget of £150,000,000. These teams must have no more than three players from any PL club, excessive transfers are penalised by point deductions, and everyone gets a Haaland (if they want one).
Every team also gets to pick a Captain and there are bonus chips to play across the season – two Wildcards, a Bench Boost, a Free Hit and Triple Captain points. This is a classic-style fantasy league, open to all BFFA managers past and present.
This week’s top scorers:
Jaysokker – 93 Fantasy Points
Sporting Wicker Park – 82 FPts
Goleta Hotspur – 77 FPts
Prestige Worldwide – 74 FPts
DCL’s MRI – 67 FPts
On top of hosting a league for the BFFA faithful, we are also involving some unsuspecting stars of the game in our classic league. This week…Fabian Schär. He manages fab in the NUFC Identity league, in which they are currently second behind Kieran Trippier.
Postseason Preview
Over the next few gameweeks I will try to keep you updated here on how the postseason is shaping up and what to look out for. Here’s a brief overview of how the postseason will play out.
Postseason Tournaments
In the final two gameweeks, all forty teams will be involved in one of the postseason tournaments. Click on the drop-downs to see more detail about each:
⚽︎ Champion of Champions
⚽︎ The Champions of each league, the BFFA Cup winners and the Champions League winners will take part in a Champion-of-Champions tournament.
This season, as there is potentially five or six teams in the CoC, the top two scores will qualify for the GW38 Grand Final.
⚽︎ Runners-Up Trophy
⚽︎ The 4x Second-placed teams, the 4x Third-placed teams, the Champions League Runners-Up (Gloopy Yarbles) and the BFFA Cup Runners-Up will play in a Runners-Up pool. They will play to see who can get the best total out of the final two gameweeks.
⚽︎ Champions League Qualifiers
⚽︎ The 4x Fourth-placed teams will play-off for two Champions League places.
The teams will be seeded by their Fantasy Points total.
#1 will play #4 over two legs, and #2 faces #3.
If, however, either the Champions League winners (Sporting Wicker Park) or the BFFA Cup winners (TBD) finish in fourth place, then the topscoring fourth-placed team will automatically be entered into next season’s Champions League, and the other two will playoff (across GWs 37 & 38) for the remaining slot.
If something strange happens and both the CL winner AND the Cup winner both finish in fourth place, then both of the other two fourth-placed finishers will automatically go to the Champions League.
⚽︎ The Intramural League Qualifers
⚽︎ The teams in 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th will play in IML Qualifiers.
One team from each League will play in next season’s Intramural League.
For the 2024 Intramural League, each league hosts a mini-qualifying tournament to put one team forward.
GW37: 5th v 8th and 6th v 7th
GW38: Winner v Winner.
If the CL/Cup winner(s) finish in 5th, 6th, 7th or 8th, then the highest-placed remaining team gets a bye to their division’s IML Qualifier Final.
⚽︎ The Wooden Spoon
⚽︎ The teams finishing the season in 9th and 10th will play in a Wooden Spoon pool. The worst two scores in GW37 will play in a GW38 head-to-head where the loser gets the Last Place Trophy.
Some teams will be involved in more than one competition (for example, the Playoff teams will also be involved in the RUT or IMLQ’s).
In the graphic above, if the tables remain as they are at the end of GW36, the teams in yellow would be involved in the Champion of Champions tournament. This will also include the BFFA Cup winners. The remaining four teams in the Cup have a ‘(c)’ beside their name. Sporting Wicker Park will also be involved as CL Winners.
The teams in grey (including the CL runners-up Gloopy Yarbles) will be entered into the Runners-Up Trophy, and the teams finishing in the green positions will start next season early with the IML Preliminary Rounds.
And finally, the teams finishing in the purple positions (3rd and 8th) will also have a playoff game to contend…
Playoffs
After the end of Gameweek 36, we will be able to confirm the final league positions of all 40 teams.
All the top three teams will be awarded a payout.
The top two teams (Champ., Lge 1 & Lge 2) will get promotion and the bottom two teams will be doomed to relegation.
We will then also have the fixtures for our three Play-offs:
⚽︎ 8th, Premier League -v- 3rd, Championship ⚽︎
⚽︎ 8th, Championship -v- 3rd, League One ⚽︎
⚽︎ 8th, League One -v- 3rd, League Two ⚽︎
Two legs, best aggregate score wins the place.
The 2024 Champions League
There will be sixteen teams entered into next season’s Champions League:
⚽︎ The top three from each League,
⚽︎ 2x postseason qualifiers (from the fourth-placed finishers),
⚽︎ The current Champions League Winners (Sporting Wicker Park),
⚽︎ The BFFA Cup Winners (one of the four remaining).
If the Champions League Winners (Sporting Wicker Park) and/or the BFFA Cup Winners finish in the top three in their league, then there will be an open place which will go to the highest-scoring team(s) that finish below a top three place (see the reserve list in the graphic above).
If the CL winners and/or the Cup winners finish in fourth place then the highest-scoring other fourth-placed team will get an automatic place in the 2024 Champions League.
If the Champions League winners also win the BFFA Cup (!) then there will definitely be at least one of the reserve teams in the CL next season.
The Best-ish Team of the Season
Finally, the Best-ish tournament will continue right until the end of Gameweek 38.
The team that finishes top of the leaderboard will win the prize money and have their names written down in history (by which we mean – on the Teams page here). Shiny.
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