Premier League
Money Team still with a 4pt lead over Vanishing because the Spray sputtered due to those GOD DAMN BONUS POINTS. Elsewhere, S&G eked out a real barnburner, and East Loop is keeping hope alive. Do they have it in them to make the great escape? Sylvester Stallone and Pele did in “Victory.” Why can’t East Loop?
Championship
ASG’s have promoted to the Prem. Boss is very close. Everything else here is up in the air. So. Many. Possibilities. SB and Relic making a run at a Great Escape of their own. Remember, Rocky and that Brazilian fella who could kick a ball in real life did it in the movies. Why can’t SB and Relic?
League One
Zoo has won the league and is fast making a name for themselves in BFFA history. I don’t know the stats, they just are. Not even sure what to say about the rest here. This is the division to watch down the stretch. God only knows who could stay up or go down. Well, maybe Rocky and Pele. Or Judge Dredd. Did you know Pele released an album once? Well, at least an album cover. Not sure if there was any music. I never heard it.
League Two
Looks like Bony can secure promotion with a W this week. Daddies and Tiger still have something to play for. Will take a 5 week run of all W’s for anyone else to threaten for that possible 4th or 5th promotion spot from down near the bottom. Gnome can score their 1000 point if they get 1 point this week. Let’s wish them luck. Also, Pele speaks better English than Sylvester Stallone. Stallone is also an Evertonian. That doesn’t mean I need to like him. Back off.
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