EYE-CATCHING!
In the first few gameweeks, the Best Friends Federation of Allthings was a garden of Eden, with tranquil henhouses in the more rural outposts, carefree pigeons in urban centers. At the six-match mark, someone had the bright idea granting a pair of duplicitous foxes refuge in the henhouse. Indoor cats asked to play with the delightful birds congregated outside. Blood now drips from foxes’ maws. Pigeon feathers blanket their own massacred corpses.
–PREM: Smash & Grab and Bigger than Brolin lead on 15, with the angry peloton packed tight at 6 and 9, with dark thoughts of Tonya Harding crowbarring those ahead. Totally unrelated to BFFA. Simply old grudges. Smash talks his mouth. Brolin seems chill.
-CHAMP: Mighty Fine Feeling tops the tier on 15, with Blues at 12, five on 9 and three on six. This could be a season-long battle royale, especially in the relegation spots. There may not be enough alive at the end for any to drop.
–LEAGUE 1: Cornballers enjoy 15 points, then four are digging 12, then the disparity begins. In the have-nots half, four hang level on 6 and Gloopy hangs close behind at 3. Another tier that promises deathmatch upon deathmatch until May.
–LEAGUE 2: Cabezezo Increible and Route 57 lead on 15 full points, followed by Glentoran and Bony at 12. Gerald Mortensen Klaxon Alert: Gadagdome and Mourinho-LO earned season’s first draw, pinning one another to the bottom of the tier on 4 points, but still both 100-percent in it. Gerald is presumably all creamed-out now.
Don’t forget to check out the Best-ish standings. It’s fun. And worth a cool $100.
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