EYE-CATCHING!
Team names. What do they even mean anymore, right? Everything. The martial art of seduction and dominance starts before the draft is made, marked the ships sunk before setting sail, the ones unsinkable.
–PREM: Who has the sexiest name? The ladies squeal “Vanishing Spray!”, but that’s because they watch all the Facebook Live Draws religiously and find the Mortmonster’s e-scent intoxicating.
-CHAMP: Whose name makes you feel on the defensive from the get-go, before even the idea of ball being kicked in anger? GoFYS, hands-down.
–LEAGUE 1: What bookie-wook percentage of avid readers knew the references within Tralfamadore Zoo or Gloopy Yarbles without looking them up? Be honest…
–LEAGUE 2: There’s no need to ask the question. Cabezezo Increible wins.
Don’t forget to check out the Best-ish standings. It’s fun. And worth a cool $100.
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