Pro-Rel Works, you american soccer federation shit-for-brains-dickheads
***The league tables for this week include a couple of fun stats including “Luck” and “Adjusted Points”.
Luck is a statistical comparison of the total fantasy points scored vs match result points. Positive numbers are lucky teams and negative numbers are unlucky. Numbers greater than 1 and less than -1 indicate an outlier value – these teams are TERRIFICALLY lucky or unlucky
Adjusted Points are a statistically normalized value of fantasy points scored given the strength of the league a team plays in. Strength of the divisions is determined by the variation in the fantasy points scored throughout a given division, average points per team in a division, and several other variables.
Bestish is the rank of the team in the Bestish table
Adj Bestish is the rank of the team in The Bestish standings if adjusted for league strength
Premiership
Promotion/Relegation has veritably led to a fantastically competitive Prem this season. Eight of the ten teams are within 9 points of the top.
The top two teams fell, creating an even more crowded display of top sausage in the butcher’s window as Sporting Wicker Park and The Money Team pulled Bigo1 and East Loop Utd back respectively.
Don’t look now, but The Money Team’s run of poor luck looks like it may be about to do an about face. Will TMT be able to extricate themselves from the stomping boot of karma?
It was a truly ugly week for scoring as the Vanishing Spray was one of only three teams pyramid-wide who scored over 60 points.
Premiership League Table
Pos
Team
W
D
L
+
Pts
%
Adj+
Luck
Bestish
Adj Bestish
1
East Loop United FC
10
1
6
823
31
0.608
784
0.069
9
4
2
Bigo1
10
0
7
883
30
0.588
841
-1.000
2
1
3
Sporting Wicker Park
10
0
7
820
30
0.588
781
-0.015
10
5
4
Smash & Grab
9
0
8
795
27
0.529
757
-0.014
18
11
5
FC Santa Barbara
9
0
8
790
27
0.529
752
0.064
19
13
6
Chucky Pad Warriors
8
2
7
773
26
0.510
736
0.200
23
17
7
Vanishing Spray FC
8
0
9
789
24
0.471
751
-0.310
20
15
8
SB Town Baggers
7
2
8
762
23
0.451
725
-0.018
25
21
9
The Money Team
6
2
9
770
20
0.392
733
-0.533
24
18
10
GoFYS fc
4
1
12
754
13
0.255
718
-1.194
28
22
Game Week 17 Results
Smash & Grab
35
62
Vanishing Spray FC
FC Santa Barbara
49
48
GoFYS fc
SB Town Baggers
33
33
Chucky Pad Warriors
Sporting Wicker Park
54
38
East Loop United
The Money Team
53
49
Bigo1
Championship
Phil Handler’s Galácticos led the entire pyramid in GW 17 points with 73, in a 33 point drubbing of the stylishly outfitted Branwellington. Hoyle’s decision to go with the scandalously dapper 3rd strip may have been better made on a game week where they weren’t trying to run through a buzz saw.
KH Granitza stayed within spitting distance of the top three with a comfortable 3 points against the tepid Gene’s Unicorn.
Banana Swans made it 0 for 2 for the South Wales representatives in the champ. They continue to be mid-table despite carrying a robust and talented squad. Things are bound to turn around there, right?
Championship League Table
Pos
Team
W
D
L
+
Pts
%
Adj+
Luck
Bestish
Adj
Bestish
1
AC Reykjavik BayCobblers
12
0
5
869
36
0.706
814
0.000
4
2
2
Gene’s Unicorn Reserves
11
0
6
805
33
0.647
755
0.610
15
12
3
Bigger than Brolin
10
0
7
745
30
0.588
698
1.158
32
27
4
K.H. Granitza Sting FC
9
0
8
749
27
0.529
702
0.705
30
25
5
Banana Swans
8
1
8
810
25
0.490
759
-0.509
12
9
6
Boss Barkley
8
1
8
802
25
0.490
752
-0.383
17
14
7
All Star Gunners
7
1
9
829
22
0.431
777
-1.196
7
6
8
Branwellington FC
7
0
10
741
21
0.412
695
0.050
33
28
9
Goleta Hotspur
7
0
10
740
21
0.412
694
0.066
34
29
10
Cornballers FC
4
1
12
701
13
0.255
657
-0.365
36
35
Game Week 17 Results
Cornballers FC
39
31
Bigger than Brolin
Branwellington FC
40
73
AC Reykjavik BayCobblers
Gene’s Unicorn Reserves
40
51
K.H. Granitza Sting FC
Goleta Hotspur
44
51
Boss Barkley
All Star Gunners
49
34
Banana Swans
League 1
The first division has 4 of the best club names in the entire association:
Wijnaldum Leviosa
PSV Wide Open (so cheeky)
Tiger Tail Retaliation
Old England Sexpats
League 1 is also remarkably ANGLO.
3 of the 5 League 1 matches were decided by fewer than 3 GD points. Yer Man led all teams with 53. Sad horn.
The right side of the fixture list swept
League 1 Table
Pos
Team
W
D
L
+
Pts
%
Adj+
Luck
Bestish
Adj
Bestish
1
Relic FC
12
0
5
893
36
0.706
804
-0.376
1
3
2
Wijnaldum Leviosa
11
1
5
755
34
0.667
680
1.522
27
31
3
PSV Wide Open
10
2
5
852
32
0.627
767
-0.255
6
8
4
AFC Chester
10
1
6
806
31
0.608
726
0.334
14
20
5
StillluvQPR
9
1
7
753
28
0.549
678
0.773
29
32
6
Mighty Fine Feeling
9
0
8
829
27
0.529
746
-0.546
8
16
7
Yer Man
7
2
8
778
23
0.451
700
-0.268
22
26
8
Tiger Tail Retaliation
5
1
11
706
16
0.314
636
-0.053
35
36
9
4th Place Trophy
4
2
11
687
14
0.275
618
-0.016
37
37
10
Old England Sexpats
3
0
14
647
9
0.176
582
-0.041
39
39
Game Week 17 Results
Yer Man
34
42
PSV Wide Open
Tiger Tail Retaliation
36
60
Mighty Fine Feeling
Relic FC
38
43
Wijnaldum Leviosa
AFC Chester
30
47
StillluvQPR
4th Place Trophy
29
42
Old England Sexpats
League 2
Mourinho-LO got a result by parking the bus…38-34 of Hung like a Bony. Seriously tho, Wilfred’s dong has to be of prodigious size. If only we could get a Swans match to be televised on NBCSports to do a little more investigation. Pause…Rewind…zoom…repeat
Another tie for The Stranger. He should be happy.
Corey Cain, are you interested in writing a guest column for the BFFA Times?
Can we talk about original BFFA club The Globes for a second? Ms. Sung’s side dropped one midweek, but her 9 wins has her squad in the top half. I think her boys have decided it’s about time to return this club to it’s rightful spot up the ladder.
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