The live draw happened. You can watch it here. It is NOT FAKE NEWS.
The matchups for the 1st round are as follows with the current Best-ish rankings in (brackets):
Branwellington FC (29) v Peter Crouch’s 3rd Sock (32)
Gene’s Unicorn Reserves (23) v FC Santa Barbara (28)
Music City (39) v The Globes FC (34)
Tiger Tail Retaliation (31) v Thieryierre (38)
stillluvQPR (25) v All Star Gunners (17)
Guinness Gunners (19) v Smash & Grab (2)
Cornballers (5) v Gylfi Pleasures (30)
Wijnaldum Leviosa (40) v PSV Wide Open (12)
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