Articles by Rob Kirby

“One man with a gun can control 100 without one.” – Vladimir Lenin Power isn’t strictly the name of the game in fantasy football/soccer. In […]

Premier League End times approach. Wounds have been inflicted, absorbed and endured. Sometimes licked. Snatches of phrases had indicated victors would party like it was […]

Premier League Title run-ins and relegation scraps grab top billing in an action-packed, end-of-season double game week, when hopes and dreams take cautious flight in […]

Premier League Going from third to nerd first in a blink, time-portaling from one year to the next after circling the drain in one final, […]

EYE-CATCHING! Team names. What do they even mean anymore, right? Everything. The martial art of seduction and dominance starts before the draft is made, marked […]

EYE-CATCHING! In the first few gameweeks, the Best Friends Federation of Allthings was a garden of Eden, with tranquil henhouses in the more rural outposts, […]

EYE-CATCHING! After two match weeks, things are pretty much set in stone. The rest of the season seems like a formality almost. And yet, we […]

EYE-CATCHING! –PREM: SB Town Onion Baggers United Athletic Destroyers regrettably join GoFYS in the drop. One final team will soon join—Smash, Money and Sporting look likeliest, […]

EYE-CATCHING! –PREM: Three gameweeks remain, meaning a maximum nine-point swing. Through the four tiers, some teams have already been relegated or promoted—others await their final […]