Articles by Morty

Premier League Even a blind squirrel and all that as Vanishing Spray claims its first ever BFFA Premier title by squeaking a draw out against […]

Premier League Money Team still with a 4pt lead over Vanishing because the Spray sputtered due to those GOD DAMN BONUS POINTS. Elsewhere, S&G eked […]

Premier League Money Team in control here with 7 GWs to go. Spray is evaporating before our eyes. Brolin forcing his way up and East […]

Premier League Reykjavik keeps the dream alive by knocking off Money Team in a tight one. Vanishing weak-asses another W to stay close. Brolin is […]

Premier League I’ve always wondered what picture you would see next to the definition of “that’s some weak ass shit right there” in the dictionary. […]

Premier League Money Team regains the position at the top of the table. Of note in GW25 was S&G’s 74-66 win over Chucky Pad. Geeeeeeeeez. […]

Premier League As Vanishing Spray continues their DWM™ (Dominance With Mediocrity) campaign of Season 5 with another 30’s-1-point-win, one can only wonder…will their manager also […]

Premier League Horseshoe up the arse continues for the “Cans” (also Stormy Daniels’ college nickname) as they remain on the top of the table, finding […]

Premier League Scoring 56 and losing by 3 will make the Unicorns rue 2018 and want to get to the new year. Big 4 beware […]

Premier League Of note here is that Bigo has started scoring a lot of points and the rest of the division should start worrying. Though […]